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He had an odd feeling of being like a man in the act of adultery who is surprised when the woman's husband wanders into the room, changes his trousers, passes a few idle remarks about the weather and leaves again.

Something I Posted Once

 

I went to Arby's today. You know how most fast food places have a little sign that says the name of the manager. Well I kid you not, the man who managed this Arby's was named Pete Fantastic.

Is that, or is that not the greatest name ever! Sounds like a super hero's name. I bet when that guy is asked who he is he puts is hands at his side in a heroic pose, and says in his most heroic voice, "PETE FANTASTIC, ARBY'S MANAGER!"